Monthly Archive for June, 2007

More than man boobs

Twenty vacancies to fill — girls only need apply
Deborah Gough
June 24, 2007

WANTED: 20 girls to complete VCE in 2008 at a school with 1200 boys. Toilets, uniform, study room and one female mentor provided.

It’s the pitch of St Bernard’s College, Essendon, to win a small number of girls into its all-boys Catholic school and it has riled the local all-girl schools.

They have described the move as, at best, “ridiculous and tokenistic”, and, at worst, an “intellectual raid” on other schools that turned girls into a “commodity” in the education market.

The Essendon college’s move is the most recent example of the clambering to enrol girls and comes on the back of St Michael’s Grammar School’s exemption from the Equal Opportunity Act this month that enables it to favour girl enrolments over boys to even its ratio until 2010.

It also follows a furore last year when Haileybury College poached girls from other schools.

April Honeyman, principal of all-girls Catholic school St Columba’s College, said the move was opportunistic and questioned why the school did not take more boys instead.

“There are more than 200 boys in year 12 at St Bernard’s and to have just 20 girls with a study room, uniform and one mentor turns it into Big Brother for those girls. Boys watching their every move,” Ms Honeyman said.

“It is well documented that girls have higher ENTER scores at VCE level, stay longer at school and work harder at school. Some people also believe they have a civilising and role modelling effect on young men, but I don’t see much in (St Bernard’s) offer for girls.

“It seems to be all about what it can offer the boys — it is definitely an intellectual raid,” she said.

Ms Honeyman said it was telling that nearly all of the recent conversions from single-sex to co-education had been made by all-boys schools.

Ave Maria College principal Olwen Bell described St Bernard’s move as “ridiculous” and “tokenistic”. “You have to ask yourself who benefits from this particular proposal and in no sense do you come away believing girls benefit,” Ms Bell said.

“Year 12 is when girls start to step up and take leadership roles in a secure environment and to suddenly be in a new school where they are a little branch of a much bigger school and something of an oddity — I just think that opportunity for leadership would be lost for those girls.”

St Bernard’s College principal Frank FitzGerald said the move was designed to help with year 11 and 12 enrolments and also in response to parents asking whether daughters might also be able to attend St Bernard’s.

As a recent former employee of the catholic relgious congregation that runs St Bernard’s I don’t think I ever heard about any speculation about this happening. Trust old Frankie Fitz to make the decision out on his own bat.

Ironically enough, as a former student of St Bernard’s I think it will be a generally positive move. There is so much internal segregation between students that introducing 20 girls to the college will most likely go unnoticed.

Another new phone


This time it’s a Sony Ericsson k800i. Hate the buttons.

Important Note

Don’t accept web development jobs unless you understand the breadth and brevity of the project; especially when you are taking over from someone else.

Cheap Flights


In the ever growing series about The Age’s faux pas I submit this gem for your consideration.

5 day weekend wrapup

Wow, the benefits of working part time and having a birthday on a long weekend.

Firstly, on Friday night, my co-workers continued their efforts to get me incredibly drunk despite running up a $2,500 tab at the bar underneath our office.

Saturday mainly involved checking out the electricians handy work (two smashed walls, a damaged architrave and a massive crack from where he inadvertently stepped on our 70 year old ceiling rose). He put in a really good effort in destroying our house.

In the evening I made my rounds to three different long weekend parties. As asked by Andy I didn’t score any birthday blowjobs. Would have been nice but hey what can you do?

Sunday and Monday were equally boring. Mainly involved lounging around and watching movies. Tuesday went and saw Shrek 3; not bad. Most certainly not as good as the earlier two.

Today was a GTD (getting things done) day. In the 12 hours I was in the city I didn’t get anything done besides withdraw some cash. Tried to buy a new phone since I’m tired of being on prepaid and always running out of credit. Couldn’t get any help despite it being an easy sale. Rang Sandisk to get a replacement USB drive. The lady was kinda helpful.

So yeah. Rest of this week I’ve got some interesting stories. But I’ll hold off on them for now.

Once a year

Finally, 22.

Corporate Stupidity Day

You’ll notice I’ve put a temporary moratorium on writing about my new job. Might keep it that way. I actually like working there. I’ve decided to write about other companies instead.

Sandisk
About five weeks ago, I brought two Sandisk cruzer USB drives one for backup and another for day to day stuff. First one died within two weeks. The other I decided to remove the U3 garbage on it last week. This morning it died. Apparently this is common with the particular model. Best friend owns one of these and his died in the middle of an important presentation to a client.

I have the boxes for them but didn’t expect to be returning them. Hopefully the credit card receipt will be sufficient evidence.

Panasonic
Finally got around to purchasing a surround sound system last week. If I can be arsed I’ll write a review about it. So for the What were they thinking category, the amplifier has a socket at the front for direct connect of an iPod or music player. Problem is there is no button on the remote to change that source; got to do it from the front of the amplifier. I tried to program my Logitech remote but it won’t change to that source either.

Myer
After a strong marketing campaign extolling the benefits of the Coles Myer ’source’ card, Myer withdraws their support for the card and returns to promoting their own card. My Mother decided to apply for the new Myer card and received a $25,000 limit on it. Myer cards can only be used within a Myer stores. Myer also withdrew from the Flybuys scam campaign subsequently introducing their own programme.

Disturbing Child Names

Welfare mother gets on train at Ascot Vale with her two kids, one in pusher. One in pusher is fidgeting. Mother says:

“Bowie, stop fidgeting.”

Is it possible? A kid named after that famous bi-sexual singer / actor? Can’t be.

Back to XP

After several months of dottering about with Vista treating it as if it’s a legitimate operating system, I’ve bitten the bullet and decided to go back to XP. So many of my games don’t run on it thanks to the shitty nVidia drivers.

Admittedly, I enjoyed the new interface but the drivers fucked it all up.